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THE RIGHT TO ASK
Every citizen may ask any public body anything, in plain language, without a lawyer, without a fee, and without being called anti-national for it.
THE PARTY · PARODY SECTION
A PARTY THAT ONLY CONTESTS QUESTIONS
This entire section is satire. There are no candidates, no funds, no seats, and no intention of getting any.
FICTIONAL • PARODY • SATIRE
MANIFESTO
Six points. No promises.
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THE DUTY TO SOURCE
No claim without a document. If we cannot source it, we ask it instead. Rumour is not evidence; it is a research assignment.
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THE BAN ON ACCUSATION
Our engine physically cannot publish an accusation. Every allegation is rewritten into a question a public office could answer.
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THE PUBLIC LEDGER
Silence is recorded. A question unanswered for 200 days is a fact about governance, not about the person who asked.
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THE DIGITAL WING
No rallies, no roadshows, no flags on your car. The party exists entirely as a comment thread with better citations.
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THE EXIT CLAUSE
If a question gets answered properly, we say so loudly. Accountability includes admitting when the system worked.
THE WINGS
Organisational chart (fictional)
RESEARCH WING
Reads the annexures nobody reads.
412 volunteers
QUESTION WING
Turns rage into a question mark.
1,203 volunteers
MEME WING
Makes the citation shareable.
3,880 volunteers
PATIENCE WING
Waits for replies. Indefinitely.
7 volunteers
POSTER WALL
Slogans we will never print on a wall
Because defacing public property is exactly the kind of thing we'd have to ask a question about.
WE DON'T WANT POWER. WE WANT A RECEIPT.
ASK FIRST. SHOUT LATER. MAYBE NEVER.
THE BUDGET IS A DOCUMENT, NOT A RUMOUR.
YOUR SILENCE IS ALSO A PRESS RELEASE.
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Membership requires exactly one thing
Ask one question that a public body could answer. That's the whole application form.
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